While reading the Chicago Tribune (digital version) this morning I came across a tool of immeasurable uses. A random Shakespearean insult generator! The website is HERE , enjoy!
Category Archives: Miscellaneous
Tonsilectomy
During a recent doctors visit to explore migraine treatments my doctor examined my throat and exclaimed in astonishment “holy crap you have giant tonsils!” She asked me “Do you snore?” LOL! Do I snore? Is the Pope Catholic?! Like a bear, I proclaimed. She hypothesized that lack of sleep can lead to health problems, in …
CAN
I really try to be a good father to my two boys. Give ’em mulligans in life and in golf. Play through my injuries while I’m being tag teamed in the living room during Wrestle Mania 2008. Be a great Soccer coach, example, and friend. But, compared with Dick Hoyt I may come a bit …
Creepy!
Henry served us a creepy breakfast this morning, grapes with a side of Black Widow! He calmly walked in my bedroom and informed me that their was a creepy spider in the grape bowl in the fridge. I thought it was going to be one of the little transparent green house spiders. I was shocked …
fractil
I have been asked a couple times about my online and computing moniker, fractil. Don’t confuse it with the mathmatical fractal, whose basic definition is fragmented, or a reduced portion of a whole. Now that I am thinking about it, that definition probably suits me better! Anyway, fractil is an acronym for the following: FLIR …
A Message by George Carlin
The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider Freeways, but narrower viewpoints. We spend more, but have less, we buy more, but enjoy less. We have bigger houses and smaller families, more conveniences, but less time. We have more degrees but less sense, more knowledge, but …
Storm Trooper
I can finally fulfill my dreams of becoming a Storm Trooper! There is an actual garrison of troopers, and other Star Wars characters called the 501st Legion. They are the troops that marched in this years Rose Parade with George Lucas. Anybody can join the ranks, you can even choose your character, you just have …